I’m Voting Democrat Because…

16 09 2008

H/t: Wright County Republican

I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for their stockholders. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

Makes you wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn’t it?

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2 responses

16 09 2008
Mr. Incredible

==I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.==

However, if Christians and Conservatives, whose Free Speech Rights are restricted, are offended, that’s tuff.

16 09 2008
Mr. Incredible

==I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.==

We know that criminals vote Democrat and that Democrats are trying to get voting Rights restored to them so they can.

We also know that it’s a throw of the dice to allow babies to be born cuz they may vote Republican.

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